So this felt like less like a new sexual experience and more like a lab experiment… it was fun but I feel this was more about data collection with a hint of my inner sub having fun.
So to start i put on my normal stuff. Guys moaning, light bdsm, futa… sissy joi’s, which is just a mix of straight and gay porn set to shitty techno music… I got excited and was paying attention to my body quite closely. My arms felt weaker, my tongue felt dry and I felt parched, my heart was racing. Pretty sure my inner sub was just like “YAY THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN!”
I eventually finished and caught it in my hand. As I held it I apparently had two sides of my mind going off.
One side was like “man, this stuff is full of nutrients… why do we drink terrible protein shakes when we can just guzzle cum?”
And the other side of me was like…
“This is so naughty and fun! I bet guys will love to watch me do this! The idea of a girl guiding me to do this while sayin sweet praise!!
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I’ve heard advice to start slow, lightly licking your fingertips and such. For the sake of sexy science and self discovery I said fuck it and liked my entire palm. I immediately understood why some people don’t like eating cum and why a lot of people don’t swallow.
Very saltwater taste, very yogurt consistency and very bad aftertaste.
Was it horrible? No.
Was it doable? Yes.
Was it a little fun? Kinda.
Will I do it again? Probably, slutty fun is the most fun.
So good news for the future boyfriend I’m gonna blow. 
So it’s been a little whole since I started the whole CEI thing. Honestly it’s getting more fun. In a weird and perverted way it’s kinda helping my body image. It’s honestly a bit of a confidence booster in a weird way. Also like anything with practice it’s getting easier. I have gotten used to the taste and it doesn’t bother me anymore. Also it feels like I got like a slutty superpower? Like when I’m getting off and plan on sampling my own product as they say… I get this weird feeling. My mouth waters slightly and the salty taste just appears in my mouth before I even taste it. It’s like my body is excited and gets prepared. It’s weird and I don’t fully understand it… maybe it’s like a sub response? Kinda like how they say semen and dick in general has a hormone smell that can turn you on or something? I dunno. Anyway it’s more fun and actually boosts the old confidence a little.